Dear 16 Bryant blog. Kirsten just stopped hick-uping. YEY, life has gotten better and i still feel bad about killing her with a pillow 3 times. it wasn't so bad- says kirsten... drinking water upside down doesnt do shit let me tell you. all it does it is get water up your nose. being smothered with a pillow might help, but really they just got away when they want to, being smothered though, might just be the funniestpart of the hiccups. HICCUPS themselves are NOT a laughing matter. They are deadly and dangerous and can seriously mess some sick convos and gnarly movies.I agree completely, says pete, truely a sad and upsetting condition. I never felt quite as sad as I did watching this completely capable person be grounded and studded by the improper functioning of the most important muscle in her body,,, of corse I mean her breathing diafragm. Yes I admit I tried stunting her breath via pillow. This is known as smothering the issue, and I am not proud of this attempt in the least. I was scared of the horrible outcome that was the obvious possibility of the patient not waking from her hickup ridden situation (aka, she could die). we also found out that hitting your upper abdominals wiht a bowling ball repedly will also not help this issue. Gladly the problem was remedied. Now we can go back to the simple and obvious problems that plague anyone in their early mid twenties on a chilly and alcho-riden saturday night.
this is what happens in 16 Bryant ave.
-Pete / Kirsten
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